SCRABBLE NEOLOGY

Suggested usage for words which, if real, might have improved my dismal showing at the Thanksgiving games table.

epabont
Between the elegant locale, the impeccable hors d’oeuvres, the tasteful orchestra, and the horse-drawn transport, there could be no doubt - the Hastings fete was truly the epabont of the party season.

pabtone
Though not as gritty as the scruffed-up sounds of the legendary Chicago bluesmen, Otis and his St. Louis counterparts had found a cleaner pabtone that would come to define the central Missouri sound for more than half a decade.

bonetape
Compound fracture, schmompound fracture – it’s nothin’ a little bonetape can’t fix.

batopen
The elegant burgundy curtains, fabricated of a coarse batopen silk, helped preserve heat in the stoney interior of the castle during the winter months.

topabon
Her sweet tooth could not be sated - one rich chocolate topabon after another, she consumed until the entire selection was decimated.

bepasted
The shimmering rhinestone stars bepasted on her ample bosom went unaccompanied by further modesties, leaving very little to the other celebrants’ and award winners’ imaginations.

pentabo
Agent Sterling was now engaged in a dangerous game of pentabo which only a fool would dare dream of winning.

pecenda
Yeah well Bruce can’t do any heavy lifting because of his herniated pecenda, so I had to move most of it all by myself, which was no picnic I’ll have you know.

canpeed
“That there’s canpeed,” he explained, obviating any further explication of what the liquid was or how it got there.

needpan
Amongst other indignities, she was required to empty and sanitize Mr. Rounders’ needpan twice hourly.

pandene
While Lourdes’ early works soared in theme and scope, winning unprecepdented critical and popular acclaim, his latest works seem rather pandene.

rehuld
The arrangements were not simply inadequate, they were positively rehuld.

Copyright 2004 Brian L. Perkins